Seriously how did the eggshell not break into 50 pieces and fall into the cup and get egg all over his hand?

Muck love indeed.

It’s for the best that your kid’s exposure to her is limited. 

this story I call GARDEN OF BREEDIN’

Screenshat.

“White House aides are hoping the president deals with this himself, and everyone is trying to keep their heads down...Popping your head up will only lead to bad things.”

*typos

Have you seen some of Hitler’s paintings?  Totes adorbs.

It seems like we’re entering sort of a golden age of transparency and dissemination of a lot of the seedy shit that’s been going on behind the scenes forever, which I think is a great thing. The next step is actually holding some of these fuckers accountable.

So at what point do republican senators turn on him?

It really sucks that the republicans, who are just so fucking evil and unabashedly hypocritical, are so much better at playing politics than the democrats. 

He was definitely a patsy, but he was also the goddamn president.  He’s 100% culpable.

Putin is happy.

What were you thinking speaking up on this issue?

what were you thinking speaking up on this issue?

What.

Setting aside their blatant hypocrisy regarding free speech, I am too. I just saw Ted’s weird stupid face in an article referencing basketball and that’s the first thing that came to mind.

In their defense nearly all of their positions are dripping with hypocrisy AND built upon double standards.