Another question for the Funbag - is there a charitable way to interpret what seems like crossing a picket line to post this today?

Fuck Jim Spanfeller, who is a herb

Just wishing all of you the best. This situation sucks, your management sucks even worse, and I hope all the staff makes it through to the other side at a place where you’re actually appreciated.

Can the owners plz stop this shit and let the writers run this place. I really dont wanna have to find another group of websites to check 50 times a day during work. But they are really forcing my hand with this bullshit.

I don’t have much to say about this other than fuck Spanfeller, man. A dark day for journalism

Goddamn it, Spanfeller, you actual fucking idiot.

Petchesky was just canned, unbelievable.

How great would it be if the other blogs all started covering sports today?

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Deadspin does too much traffic to get Splintered. The brilliant executives wouldn’t kill a blog like Deadspin. That’d be like killing your politics blog during a heated election cycle.

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

The biggest tragedy in all of this is that they probably won’t be able to find another white heterosexual ivy league finance bro to take Taubman’s place.

He mentions in the interview that he does all the cooking in his house and used to own a restaurant. I think it’s probably just from thousands of times cracking eggs. Like a boss. :)! 

Breaking a raw egg with one hand is simple and you can learn to do it on your own. Hold it in your palm with the long side running from thumb to pinky and rap it sharply in the center against the edge of a heavy bowl or a pan. You need to rap it in one spot to concentrate the impact there, which is why it doesn’t…

Cracking a raw egg sharply and crisply with one hand is not hard, just takes a little practice. You need to crack it quickly in the center against an edge, like a heavy bowl or the right angle at the top of the sink, so the impact is concentrated in one area of the shell and not over a large area. It’s about the most…

Seriously how did the eggshell not break into 50 pieces and fall into the cup and get egg all over his hand?