you can fuck yourself with it, you pretentious asshole :)

Ideally we can get rid of the major league games too. Just analyze the swings of each team’s hitters, the spin rate of each team’s pitchers, and declare a champion.

I’m old so feel free to discount what I’m about to say.

This is all about owning the libs

Shit like this has nothing to do with good policy or even good business. This is all about owning the libs and/or making the libs look crazy because they are coming for your lightbulbs or straws or whatever. How do you fight against something that’s not motivated even by naked economic self-interest?

I was rooting for Mar-a-Lago, or Doral, not here in Alabama to get hit. Unfortunately hurricanes are a bit too imprecise to just get the MAGA chuds and I really don’t want to be collateral. Now a tornado could work well and they do love trailer parks.

She wants someone to put ‘lipstick on her pitbull’. Wait, what are we doing?

She wants somebody to “frack her national parks.”

She’s looking for someone new to “drill the frozen tundra.”

How’s the methy, grifty thing working out for you?

They should have told the Kent State administration to fuck off and kept playing. I mean, what are they gonna do about it, call in the National Guard?

They’d proudly take a photo smiling by the mangled corpses of their loved ones and post it with the caption “RU feeling triggered now you stoopid snowflakes? #trumpownsthelibturdz!”

100% of them

Obviously, too many.

Just check the voting splits from ‘16. 

What percentage of Alabamians are actually rooting for Dorian to hit their trailer park just so they can own the libs when their orange god is proven correct?

That’s Tomato Face. Just dismiss his nonsense. He’s not worth engaging.

Well just so you know I’ve flagged your comment for failing to understand satire and will continue to flag any such future comments.

Sometimes these things just happen, entirely naturally...