At this point, if I was a player who had a big season under his rookie contract, I’d hold out the next year for an extension, rather than waiting for the final year of my rookie deal. There is just so little leverage by the time you get there.

Um, the first part of the sentence from which that second quote comes:

How many Scaramuccis is that?

“Madeleine Westerhout, the longtime personal assistant to President Donald Trump”

Captain Gaff’s-a-lot flopped out his last two bids exactly because he couldn’t keep from fucking up endlessly in appearances. Just because senior democrats have a hard on for a class act liKe Obama again doesn’t mean they should be tripping over themselves to nominate Obama’s Jack Russell terrier

Well, we should be addressing dementia in these old politicians and government officials. It’s becoming pervasive. And we look the other way. This is compromising our national security, our way of life. People with dementia are easily compromised.

Next on The History Channel. Our award winning series continues.

Did you see this shit? It’s happening A LOT. This entire ramble is nuts.

Hopefully. But not actually.

It’s going to be Liz Warren, I can feel it.

Good. The gaffes seem to be happening more frequently - hopefully that trend continues over the next several months and he’s not considered a legitimate candidate by the time things start to get serious. 

forever and always

“Look, I googled ‘Pro-Trump images’ and the first result was a Klansman holding a swastika flag. How could I possibly know not to use that?”

They got like one or two people who actually have journalistic creds. Once Wallace is out all bets are off on just how much they’ll just make things up 

When you actually see polling questions it’s amazing how biased they are. It’s almost never a flat- If you had to vote tomorrow who would it be for? - or something.

Actually ... yeah, you’re right. Why are they even trying to maintain a faint veneer of objectivity? The MAGAs aren’t going to figure out they’re being lied to.

That is actually a fantastic idea!

LOVE me some Rasmussen. They’re textbook bullshit when it comes to polling techniques. Between their question phrasing, their answer phrasing, and their exceedingly convenient sampling methods, they’re basically just making up the numbers as they go.

Well, yes. Fox News has not been performing to its usual standards at all, and Trump is quite right to point out how their performance has been affected. Case in point, here was how polling was done in the Obama administration: