As much as Fox News lies about everything else I’m honestly surprised they don’t go full North Korea when it comes to these polls - “Trump polling at 112% approval; everyone loves him, thinks he has the best brain and biggest hands”
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Fox polls are the lowest Trump sees because Trump’s list of news is a curated feed that ensures he only sees good news.
If the Nixon administration, Iran Contra, and Bush administration weren’t political cancer, nothing ever will be.
I want that counter on display in Times Square next to the debt clock
is 10:40 on a thursday REALLY too early for the drinking to commence?
Donald Trump’s administration is like the Iraq War: everyone who enabled it should be forever tainted by it.
Really? I thought he’d just figured out the source of Donald Trump’s hair, Ivanka’s vagina.
That top picture of Tucker was actually taken moments before yesterday’s show started. He’s holding the poop in his mouth, ready to unleash it as soon as they go live.
A no deal Brexit will help distract from the fact that her son is a child rapist.
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Football is the perfect sport for America because it’s manufactured tribalism that allows us to blather a lot of meaningless nonsense about fake combat none of the fans have any actual involvement with, while scrupulously hiding all the real-world consequences and in the process making a handful of billionaire…
That dude killed two women and a child and spent an hour running around naked, trying to tackle and wrestle police officers, who absolutely refused to use their service weapons against him, and if watching that video doesn’t tell you 100% the difference between how the police treat black people and white people,…
Real talk, this is actually incredible. Ok, it’s really hard to hit a pitched baseball. But this is the bare-minimum for pro hitters, so it’s like second nature to them. We see this every time a shitty pitcher (starter or reliever; definitely reliever) gets lit up: there’s nothing but punishment for those who can…
Biden was 54-38, the largest spread of all. But not a shocker you didn’t mention him. No one ever accused you or anyone else at Splinter of intellectual honesty.
Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.
17 hours in a first class airline being waited on hand and foot would be a hard pass. A mini van with young children that aren’t your own? HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN! COME THE FUCK ON!
One of those kids is probably his.
The soccer comments are dickish because Billy has been told the same complaints about his writing over and over and over for years - enough with the ridiculous paragraph-long run-on sentences, the use of fourteen paragraphs to make an incredibly banal point that could have been made in two sentences, the constant…