I think he’s an utter moron and despise his policies, but I feel sympathy for him now that he’s been struck with a milkshake and thus will support him.

I can’t wait for all the outraged tweets about this followed up by zero action.

That whole statement is of course idiotic, but what really stood out to me was “immediately with trial”.  He’s just so, so stupid, and yet he’s the president somehow.  I still can’t wrap my head around that.

Fuck Nancy Pelosi and her tough words.

Lindsay Graham during Bill Clinton’s impeachment in 1999:

I have developed a new #1 pet peeve - anyone prefacing a statement with, “Now, let me be clear...” While it isn’t unique to news correspondents by any stretch, they are the biggest culprit. It’s like the ‘boy who cried wolf’ of prefaces. Am I alone in this?

John Lennon is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice.

In what kind of fucked up country does the very worst of its ~327 million people end up as the leader?

This is amazing.

We don’t use that expression in Rochester either. Wait are we all best friends now?

I understood what you were trying to say, and we all make typos.  Just making jokes my dude.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

“and so forth” struck me as particularly dumb.

It's kind of fascinating that Barr signed up for the John Mitchell role in the history books so late in the game.

Did anyone else read this as “Historic Fart Smelling”?

Fucking amazing, and "Pop pop" is trying to fight back!

That made my day, thank you.

Me too, and his cameos in Sandler’s movies were generally funny. But he’s a Trumper and an anti-vaxer so I’m glad he’s irrelevant now.

Sandler, Tim Allen, and Rob Schneider were all big in the 90s I guess.