Oh man I hope Patten sees this and goes off on Cornyn, that would be a million times better than his tame cameo. 

Jesus Christ.

There’s talk of the Bills trading up for a pass rusher. Buffalo would be a perfect landing spot for him, and I mean that in the worst possible way.

I mean she’s 82, if you’re going to rig the system and completely fuck over the country you do it for a payoff of 30-40 years, not 5-10.

And they’re even multiple choice!

Seriously why didn’t anyone fucking ask that?  Why doesn’t anyone ask the obvious follow up questions when someone says something insane or idiotic like that?

From the Politico article:

Is it possible to blur out his face (and for that matter Trump’s, McConnell’s, etc.), so you have to click on it if that’s really something you want to see in the morning?

At least a lot of us got our shit together for midterms, but in a so-called purple state during a blue wave democrats got their asses handed to them.

It’s easy to forget... that Florida is a purple state. And voters there may not take kindly to the Trump administration reportedly considering plans to auction off areas of the state’s Gulf Coast waters to the oil and gas industry...

His supporters say fuck your cursory knowledge.

Christ that’s a horrifying picture.

They care, just about different $tuff.

A head of security would certainly fit her profile.

Donald Trump formats like a homeless person thinks a rich person would format.

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes.

THE AMERICAN DREAM IS FUCKING OVER ANYONE WHO’S NOT A WEALTHY WHITE MALE AND MAKING ALL THE IDIOTS SO SCARED OF BROWN PEOPLE THAT THEY’LL VOTE AGAINST THEIR OWN BEST INTERESTS!

According to Tobin Smith the “debates” on Fox News are all rigged to make the liberal look stupid. If anyone can handle their shenanigans Bernie can, but I really don’t see the upside to him doing this on their terms.

I want an Oompa Loompa now!

Supercuts of his affectionate behavior, caught on video, started appearing online years ago