Seriously, this is shaping up to be a pretty great Friday.

He also cryptically suggested Cohen was afraid he’d have to talk about “other clients” as well.

I think that’s the biggest reason he hasn’t been fired yet. Can you imagine how much damning information drunk Rudy will divulge if he’s actually allowed to do it?

And it’s incentive for other kids to act like a complete shit. 

More like Lori Insaine.

Man I love all the infighting. Did you see Christie’s Politico article about his feud with Kushner? They’re both such whiny douchebags.

This makes me happy too. I’m glad that Ryan is relatively young and healthy, and now without the insulation that congress provides - hopefully for the next few decades people give him shit every time he goes out in public.

I’ve gotten my hopes up before, but holy shit it feels like it’s finally happening.  I think the next few weeks/months will be the craziest yet.

You know, like a racist would say.

Totally clears the president. Thank you!

It’s so disappointing, I’m a big fan of a lot of his guests but he makes the show intolerable. His fake, over the top laughs were the worst - he’s obviously hamming it up for the cameras but it’s so awkward while the guest just sits there waiting for him to finish.

“It’s medieval because it worked then and it works even better now”

“couches AND country”

So elf on a shelf but with a sex doll that resembles your deceased grandma?  I know what I’ll be doing for Christmas ‘19.

I feel like getting into a pre-warmed car (including the butt warmer), when it would otherwise be freezing for the first 15 minutes of your drive, should be high on this list.

The attempted rape scene with Pamela Adlon was creepy as fuck on its own, when you factor in all the allegations that were already starting around that time it’s even more bizarre.

Can you believe she makes $179,700 to constantly lie to us?

Has he ever given examples? I remember the incorrect story about a missing MLK statue in the oval office right after the inauguration that republicans lost their shit over, but don't recall anything since.

I would like to know the ratio of times he’s ranted or tweeted about fake news to the number of stories by the MSM that were actually proven to be false.

It was reported in June that she was stepping down at the end of 2018, she didn't deny it but said she loves her job.  You're right though I can't see who would want to hire her.