But seriously, impeach that motherfucker.

You know, Mattis is getting a lot of credit for always being the adult in the room, and now for his strongly worded resignation letter, but doesn’t he owe it to the country to loudly speak out against Trump, especially once he steps down? He knows first hand how bad Trump is, and things are clearly getting worse. He…

It's been suggested that he does that intentionally so his idiot supporters can better relate to him, but I'm not byeing it.

I mean the obvious way to test this is to compare the dong pic to the accused’s dong, right?

Things actually making the country dirty: coal, oil, and those huge lifted pickups that conservatives drive to compensate for their tiny peeners.

Why did the police handcuff him and put him in their car?  I mean obviously the real reason is because he’s black, but what was their excuse?

“I will make sure that you and I meet one day while we’re in the courthouse. And I will take you for every penny you still don’t have. And I will come after your Daily Beast and everybody else that you possibly know,” Cohen said. “So I’m warning you, tread very fucking lightly, because what I’m going to do to you is…

I can never tell anymore, but if it’s real that’s fucking bananas, even for him.

That’s great but too bad nothing matters

“The press is all there! Chuck is really shouting out. I was trying to be the mom. I can’t explain it to you. It was so wild. It goes to show you: ‘you get into a tickle contest with a skunk, you get tinkle all over you,” Pelosi to her members after, per aide in room.

It would be cool if we could convince people that he’s the real Qanon. Then he could tell them that Mitch McConnell is the leader of the deep state or something.

Anyone else beating themselves up for benching him in fantasy football?

It seems like a bad idea to give their real names and for NYT to publish them.

I’m all for protests, and am against catering to the right in any way, but it seems like the ammunition this would give them in their propaganda campaign against the crazy liberals (“now the terrorists on the left are attacking Christmas and baby Jesus himself!”) far outweighs any good it would do.

I don’t feel for him at all, and I would only buy ”just following orders” if he was in the military. I’m glad that in saving his own skin he’s completely fucking over Trump, but he’s still a pretty shitty dude.

Relatedly, does straight-up throwing the racket count as contact?

Wait, so did Trump lie about the meetings in his written response to Mueller, or did he lie previously but came clean in the written response?

Can’t tell if this is sarcasm or if this really happened.

~40% of the population says fuck your common knowledge.

I bought the scooter a few weeks ago to shorten my hellish commute. Yesterday, I was stopped at a crosswalk when a car waved for me to cross. I ‘floored’ the scooter, straight into a curb I hadn’t seen, and did a violent somersault over the handlebars, ending up flat on my back in the middle of the road. Somehow my…