Nihilist Arby’s FTW

“Texas realized they screwed up”

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

If you consider the exchange rate, that’s four hosers.

Probably because McQuaid wasn’t playing the Sabres.

This made reading a Deadspin hockey post a worthy endeavor.

Given his numbers you might say that Bishop going to the Kings is a lateral move, but I’m pretty sure when it comes to Bishop it can only be diagonal.

Sure, Tampa’s GM is a genius, yet when I get caught unloading the Bishop in an NHL arena I’m some kind of a pervert.

Window seat and Wild Turkey - you’re my Southwest airlines twin.

Obligatory:

Actually, he’s a Spur.

Chuck E Cheese- I haven’t been to one of these places in ages. The video game cabinets have been replaced by educational games, but the animatronic show goes on. Across the table two time Super Bowl MVP, Eli Manning squirts Elmers glue into his mouth. As we wait for our sausage pizza, Eli leans in and confides that…

Electrolytes: it’s what fancy dogs crave.

Front end was contained and yet the back still went for the nearest grouping of bystanders

She absolutely deserved that humiliation and more. This is a woman who defends his racist, sexist, homophobic policies. She deserves that and more. Frankly, I’d be fine with a livecast of her head being shaven in a public square when this administration is finally over.

+1 Pounded Stirling

Huh. A Patriot with a patriotic backbone.

I feel like 15 or 20 years from now, we’re going to start seeing mysterious 8mm film reels circulating, where Hillary and the Falcons both won.

Caution: long post upcoming. A lot of this is from a good summary at Reddit.

Who’s getting worked up? There’s no one getting worked up. The media’s getting everyone worked up. Sad.