Vegans always be telling people they’re vegan in the first sentence

New York could use a second team

Duck Boats, efficiently named as both conveyance and safety precaution for occupants. 

“Dunning-Krugerands” is truly exquisite.

It’s called Fox News and there is an entire industry of typically scared, old white people who were born on third and thought they hit a triple. They desperately cling to their station in life because deep down they know they are being replaced by actual hard-working and/or smart people independent of who their…

And there are whole industries based on preying on these people and earning those sweet Dunning-Krugerands.

Determined, Underappreciated, Misunderstood Ballers

I get it. Tom Brady is the man’s best friend.

Just rainwater and tobacco juice.

Barney Miller-style

Pretty much always gonna be a money thing

When John Skipper said there was too much white in his life, he was talking about drugs.

I love the NHL punishment videos. They’re incredible and every league could learn from the clarity they provide. This guy’s gonna miss quite a few games.

We know he’ll end up with Mo goals anyway.

Salah’s gentle disposition is a stark contrast to his pharaohciousness on the pitch.

Did he have to wear a cone to stop from messing with the stitches?

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Are we surprised the Jets and the Sharks are beefing? Time for a musical number to solve everything.