I like your Liverpool pillow. #ynwa

What weather app is that in the header photo? “Oh joy glorious sunlight?”

Oh no! Do you need a hand to get you out of that mud you’re stuck in?

I’m in the same boat. Now I’ll be able to wear it to bed without stressing about not charging overnight. 

Something something 7/11 between 69.

Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass.

That's exactly what an England would say.

ATM Machine

I like to announce to my friends and my 3 year old that “Daddy needs to launch a river pickle.”

Very small rocks.

Why does this not have more stars?

You must be real fun at parties.

Well, bless your heart!

+1 Pierre’s Turgeon

A stalling fart.

+1 reception

#traveshamockery

Premature ejaculation jokes aren’t funny.

Lannister? More like Lame-ister! HAHAHA

Where the Rivers Flow North.