Something something 7/11 between 69.

That's exactly what an England would say.

ATM Machine

I like to announce to my friends and my 3 year old that “Daddy needs to launch a river pickle.”

Very small rocks.

Why does this not have more stars?

You must be real fun at parties.

Well, bless your heart!

+1 Pierre’s Turgeon

A stalling fart.

+1 reception

Lannister? More like Lame-ister! HAHAHA

Where the Rivers Flow North.

Here in San Antonio, folks were acting like the world was ending. Houston is getting slammed, and its going to get worse. Good luck!

Have you seen “Fortitude”, Season 1 ?

Phrase of the Day:

Would Tebow be considered an Elite Lannister soldier?

redacted.

*Imagines taking a shot of greasy queso to chase a bite of greasy bratwurst.

Downtown San Antonio, 2:30 AM. Bacon wrapped hot dogs, cooked on a street griddle. A line of shredded Mexican blend cheese is arranged close to where the hot dogs are cooking. The cheese begins to bubble, and brown at the edges. The hot dog is rolled onto the line of cheese, and a bun is placed over the hot dog like…