What a shock: Nick Young taking some unnecessary shots.

"I'll be looked at as just some crazy fucking nobody making accusations about Tiger"

Good lord. If Woods failed a test the PGA would take out ads during the Superbowl. They'd name a tree at Augusta after the testing lab. The idea that they'd cover for him is absurd.

I learned that the beginning of your sentence makes no sense at all.

"Title IX laws require almost all university employees to report any sexual assault allegations they have knowledge of to a supervisor, campus police, or the Student Conduct office, even if no official complaint has been lodged."

Oh boy. I wonder if this might give people a reason to hate Duke.

This is just one of many sick burns Azalea's been afflicted with as a result of having sex with Nick Young.

Ask a soccer player.

This will be the last time NIU hoops will be mentioned on the internet.

The Phillies lost 6-2 to the University of Tampa, who are ranked No. 1 in Division II. God, I missed meaningless baseball.

He's the 'face of the nation', but won't talk to media. I can't help but wonder if there wasn't a little encouragement from the league office to make sure the game's most uncooperative player didn't simultaneously become the game's most important player.