It's too bad they can't just use methamphetamine or cocaine anymore.

This sounds like something Dan Aykroyd would sell on SNL.

It also makes you gain weight. WTF were they thinking?

It was found 20mi from where it was found?? Whoa, Lost and Found inception.

I suspect that this photo *might* be tweaked with a little photoshop. Her ribcage looks suspiciously small.

I'm not saying she isn't but the angle of the photos plays a big part. Her after is significantly smaller and her before is significantly more close up.

There are no quick fixes if you want long-term results.

Fifty Shades of Grey is making people fifty shades of stupid.

Cocker spaniels have more personality on screen

That's all well and good but what is San Jose's excuse?

This is the best interpretation of a troll induced rage stroke I've ever seen in a GIF. You can almost smell the burnt matches.

I'm imagining 5-6 sad, drunk people.

"Very small orgy" = what? A threesome? Two pairs of swingers? Porn on the TV while you jack it?

The real life dress is what people care about, because seeing the real life dress would definitively prove who is right. It's black and blue.