That facial hair says it all.

This is the kind of kid who just shouldn't try drugs.

+1

So why 8,268 dollars? That amount seems so arbitrary.

Win.

This has amused me.

No seriously, what the fuck is Ora?

I knew he had body image issues, but I didn't realize he considered himself a bundle of sticks.

Sorry but the "cool pope" is not really cool at all. He's just less un-cool than the popes before him.

Aside from the shady political shit involved, I still don't understand how the proposed stadium is going to cost 300 million dollars. Based on the designs I've seen, it looks like a fairly ordinary stadium...

So Maddon seems like a pretty fucking cool guy. I mean, he bought everyone in the room a beer and a shot. That's fucking bad ass.

I read his quotes out loud using a crude Russian accent.

To be fair, the Jets were a fucking mess way before Idzik got there.

Something tells me if that was an Auburn player who suffered that injury, there wouldn't have been a photo of it on the front page of that newspaper.

My buddy was trying to explain to me how this was not a dirty play. His reasoning was that the ball carrier was still fighting for more yards and the whistle was not blown yet, so therefore it's fair game to come up and take a shot at the back of his leg....

Those are the same facial expressions he makes when he's having his way with a woman.

Belichick's best hoodie is the one with the hidden video recording device built into it.

To be fair, Maddon might be too old to be considered middle-aged.

Jameis Winston would be proud.

A black man endorsing a Republican?