The kid passed out on the floor cracked me up.

For fuck sake! I'd hope people would clean their ears regardless of how manly the Q-tips are.

Hey that's a poop joke.

Well that was dramatic.

Zero fucks given

Was the part with him saying fuck broadcast on live TV?

When you say pee sex, you mean urine related sexual activities right?

Can't something be both offensive and funny?

So like drugs then?

That was just silly.

Oh fuck, I want some of what this guy is smoking.

I know both the Hawks and Niners really like to run the ball in order to set up play action passes. A lot of those play action passes are relatively deep passes. That could partly explain why Wilson and Kaep are picking up a lot of yards per completion.

I like articles/stories where reading the title tells you pretty much all you need to know.

ALL CAPITALS!

Add more chlorine bruh

Maybe Meyer should give Tebow some kind of assistant coaching job at OSU. Tebow could be shovel-pass coordinator.

Wow I couldn't have imagine a more stereotypical looking Italian guy. A name like Luigi Militello doesn't hurt either.

Hey you leave mid-calf socks out of this!

Well shit if my team was in need of running-back depth, I'd try to pick up a running-back off of waivers too.

And I thought watching a baseball game caused enough of a headache already.