This is the sort of thing I would have expected from the Mets. Way to go Rockies.

Somehow this does not surprise me.

Yeah but everyone knows weed is a gateway drug....

You mistakenly cut a man's dick off..... dafuq

How much of her butt is photo-shopped?

Also Bonds had ridiculously quick bat speed. I remember he'd really let the ball get on him before swinging, but still he'd be able to pull an inside fastball for a home run.

+1 nice

The struggle is real.

For some reason, I would have guessed Roethlisberger would be the QB driving a rapist-van to training camp.

Well it's Texas, so I would have thought it's no big deal to point guns at people.

During his playing career, Tony Dungy may have got hit in the head one too many times.

Oh fuck that is brutal. Hope he's okay.

I don't know why it's so entertaining but it is.

Observational humor is the best kind of humor.

Just do it.

Well his last name starts with "King" so that means he's bound to like fancy stuff.

Uggla could turn it around, you never know. But that is highly unlikely.

"My Granny throws better than you!" No but in this case that might be true.

At least the fans didn't throw a banana at him this time.

Yeah you tell 'em angry Twitter users!