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john-eschbach

How dare he attempt to bunt! He has forsaken the sacred unwritten rules of baseball.

It's funny because they call him Pooper.

Those classy Cardinals' fans tho.

Oh! Shit just got real.

The "Process" shirt seems so funny to me. It conveys the message that we know we really suck but stick with the team, because we are in the long process of getting better.

Even prison inmates get three meals per day.

I had some chicken and waffle flavored Lays potato chips the other day. They were surprisingly good.

good point.

Went to a beach in Italy once. And yes, Europeans are really into the whole nudity plus beach thing.

Adopt children?

I smell an undisclosed settlement with the plaintiffs in the near future.

I liked the Asian guy.

Oh they are such a cute couple.

real "bro-talk" right there.

What a classy move from a classy Cardinals' player.

That lead-off double Jeter had was retribution.

Hey that's that one good baseball player interacting with that other good baseball player.

I enjoy the ramblings of Chris Berman and John Kruk.

So I think it's safe to say he's pretty good at this whole basketball thing.

So... you can like fuck it?