Beautiful goal

I'd like you to meet someone. His name is Tommy John.

Crossfit would sue over something like this.

Death to the forsaken owl!

She sound like a soccer coach I'd want to party with.

No, just no.

Well he's got the Cardinals' logo tattooed on his face, so you know he's classy.

sack tap

Holy Shit, Germany raped the fuck out of Brazil.

Say No To Racism

I believe some groups of Native Americans used to hunt water birds in a similar manner, by throwing stones at them. Glad to see that the tradition is still going strong.

That right there is textbook blocking technique from Howard.

Such a waste of a fine watermelon.

Thank god we have Deadspin to remind us of these things. Otherwise, we wouldn't notice.

Well compared to Mark Sanchez, Geno Smith is an improvement.

What the hell ever happened to shorts and a T-shirt?

On the bright side, Team USA performed better than most people expected they would overall in the World Cup. Most didn't expect them to advance past the group stage.

Hey that's the guy who went to jail for killing someone.

I can just imagine this going terribly wrong somehow.

Holy shit. That was fucking amazing!