Craig Sager would be proud.

Yes but most men don't give a shit. If an ad is "offensive" we just ignore it, because it is not worth our time to get our panties all in a bunch over a silly ad.

I bet it tasted like the futility that is the Astros.

Glad to see "Murica" advance.

Oh lord! How am I supposed to explain this to my children?

As long as you buy a ticket and show up, then I doubt they would care who you root for.

I'm not sure what "unwritten rule" Gomez broke to spark this ball. I was under the impression that a base-runner is supposed to slide into second hard in order to break up a double play.

Oh I get it, their heads are supposed to represent the letter "o". Wow that's so clever .

Yes Suarez is a jackass, but his biting antics provide for some excellent entertainment.

Mike Tyson would be proud.

That Ballin' Ben Franklin logo would force me to become a 76ers fan.

Well it's a fucking stupid question to ask because if you understand why throwing home run balls back is a stupid tradition then I'd hope you'd have the mental capacity to understand why throwing foul balls back is a stupid tradition...... Feel free to carry on with asking stupid questions tho.

Wait, did you seriously just ask that question?

At least he's honest.

Wie seems like a fun one.

If the Germany and USA match ends in a draw, then both teams will advance. This seems like the best outcome for both teams. Game theory suggest they'd both be best off colluding and playing for a draw.....

This surely will affect his NBA draft stock.

Oh the agony!

Hey at least he wasn't a commie.

Yeah it is a goofy swing, but it seems to get the job done.