That's how I like my goal keepers, real aggressive.

Haha, good point.

I didn't realize any MLB teams hit off a pitching machine during batting practice before a game. Every time I've seen big league batting practice before a game, it's a guy throwing them BP fastballs instead of a pitching machine. I was under the impression that players prefer hitting pitches thrown by a human because…

"Ink my whole body, I don't give a mother-fuck."

From my experience, restaurant reviews on Yelp often times aren't very useful. They tend to be on the extreme end of the spectrum. Most of the reviews either consist of the person hating the place, or they love the place.

+1

Lay down a swinging bunt, attempt a swinging bunt, perform a swinging bunt, etc. Pick whatever one you like.

They are called trolls, and they live on the internets. Youtube comment sections are some of their favorite stomping grounds.

Not bad, but I still like Vodka Sam better.

I'm still waiting for someone to lay down a swinging-bunt to breakup a pitchers no hitter. However, that would bring great wrath from the unwritten rules of baseball gods.

So how long do I fucking freeze it for?!

It's funny because he's obese.

This was so compelling, now I feel obligated to vote for Lucroy.

I'm no legal expert, but I don't think the girlfriend had any legal right to sell the dog. The dog belonged to her boyfriend, not her..... You can't sell something that doesn't belong to you.

One of my good friends is from Hungary. He left Hungary 5 or 6 years ago. He's told me all about how shitty life in Hungary is if you aren't a member of the upper-class. Hungary has one of the highest suicide rates of any country on Earth, because life there is pretty fucking depressing. He says things have gotten…

Ghana played pretty sloppy, and they squandered a lot of scoring chances. So I don't think it is a harsh result for Ghana.

It won't take off in the US because we already have other well established sports to draw our attention.

Emphasis on the word "stupid".

A victory for the Spurs is a victory for America.

She is quite turnt up it seems.