Well played sir.

Hey humanity, WTF?!

High heals probably aren't the best choice of shoes for walking on ice.

Aliens!

"But in doing so, because female hormonal and metabolic differences decrease our tolerance for alcohol compared to men, women meet the standard of binge drinking far before their male counterparts."

Sorry, I misread your comment.

Is it just me, or did the Spanish goalkeeper totally not try to block that shot?

I don't think very many men want Spanx. Just because they make Spanx for men, doesn't mean they want them.

Why does ESPN still employ Simmons? He contributes nothing to the network.

This is so Mets.

I can see the World Cup refs are already off to a great start!

The Rays scoring 4 runs in a game is a story all on it's own.

Oh I was guessing her name would be "Florida McFlorida" or something like that.

Such trickery.

At this point, you'd think the Angels' players would stop challenging Cespedes' arm.

Yeah let's critique everyone's body. That's real productive.

Throwing fireworks is pretty dangerous. I don't know what the hell he was thinking.

Geography? Sounds like one of those liberal pseudosciences.

ATVs are terrible because they can result in serious accidents? Well by that reasoning cars are terrible.....

Wow you sound like quite the legal expert.