Wow Auburn playing the old rewrite history and see if anyone notices card is pretty fucking funny.

Well these findings contradict what my wife has been telling me for years.

The only job I've had where the process was not important, and the results were all that matters was in the sales industry. As long as you reached your sales quota, our boss didn't give a fuck about how you reached the quota.

"Health Code 69." That's the best part.

When the cat throws out the first pitch, it better be wearing a specially designed baseball uniform for cats or I won't be impressed.

The cake itself tastes like marinara sauce.

Sam is a 7th round pick who hasn't made the Rams' roster yet. If a 7th round pick doesn't live up to expectations during training camp, the team would't think twice about cutting him. If Sam gets cut from the Rams' roster during training camp, what would happen to the show?

The title assumes that saving the Knicks is actually possible.

Well the only reason Qatar is hosting the world cup is because they have a fuck load of money. And money talks.

Well the Flatizza is pretty fucking disgusting.

Maybe it's time to consider renaming it the "Shit Shack".

Thanks for posting this.

Now how am I supposed to explain this to my children?

It's a joke. Don't get your panties all in a bunch.

Something, something, Puig has no class.

They are throwing around the term "baby doctor" so you know shit just got serious.

Well I've heard the housing market is very explosive right now.

God that is so Nebraska.

He always knew his first kiss would be this magical.

I don't blame Barkley for not wanting to watch it. It's not like anything Sterling would have to say will make us believe he's not a racist. If anything it's just an attempt by Sterling to salvage his reputation (impossible), and CNN will go along for the ride because it'll probably get good ratings.