In a game as physically intense and violent as ice-hockey is, I'd imagine squirting water on another player is regarded as relatively harmless.

Good thing is there's no Jay-Z music playing during these highlights. That would really get the LAX Bros all riled up.

Yes, these two ladies love getting their hands on some balls.

I could be wrong, but I think knowingly buying stolen merchandise/items is a felony.

I like how the announcers say nothing after the guy flips them off and they just pretend like it didn't happen. Usually they say "my apologies" or something like that.

That's funny, you'd think a head coach of an NFL team would be familiar with the scouting reports which his team's scouts put a lot of effort into making. But hey, just pretend like you have no idea what scouting reports say. We'll all totally believe that.

They seriously ruled that an error? I've heard the official scorer tends to rule things in favor of the home team, but for fuck sake that was not an error. Nobody touched the ball, so it has to be a hit.

I've always thought it's strange how some players hug Goodell like he's their long lost grandpappy. In the business world you typically great other adults by shaking hands, so hugging Goodell in the first place seems somewhat unusual. However I realize the players are extremely excited to be drafted. After all it's…

Yes laws can be confusing.

+1 (I'm glad someone found a way to make a reference to that.)

It's funny how Rogen plays the grownup family-man role while Efron plays the college frat bro role. When in reality Rogen is only 6 years older than Efron.

And this is exactly why I try to avoid riding public transportation.

I doubt the NFL would actually suspend Gordon 16 games for smoking weed. That could cause a major shit-storm from the fans and media.

The kicker is this law would apply to anyone up to age 25. So when you turn 26, then it's not a crime to bully people anymore? I fail to understand the logic behind this.

Thanks for posting this. This picture never fails to amuse me.

So basically, ESPN and the rest of the media is obsessed with Manziel. Therefore, Deadspin must track and report on their "obsession" with Manziel. Hence, Deadspin subsequently develops an "obsession" for Manziel.

Wow Manziel is a spoiled, arrogant dickhead? Hmm I guess you do learn something new every day.

Redskins, Redskins, Redskins, Redskins....... Now I'm waiting for Snyder to send me that cease and desist letter.

Jets' fans always get pissed off with the team's first round selection like every draft. Seeing those degenerate Jets' fans flip out after their team drafts in the first round is something I've come to expect and enjoy in recent years.

Not to be too much of a negative Nancy but based on the Browns' track record of selecting Quarterbacks, I can't help but wonder if Manziel will be a tremendous bust.