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Johanna Cariou Lost Her Key
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“Shut up John, and let the bear speak!”

Yeah that all definitely makes sense, and I love O’Rourke as well. Plus, I’m perfectly happy keeping Newsom here either way, but he’s smart and moderate and charismatic, and he’s rightfully going to have a lot of political capital in his pocket going forward, which is only furthered by the fact that most of his

So you want the elites* running the place?

Unlikely that he would be a VP pick, purely because they won't have two people from the same state on the ticket. If the Dems want a middle-aged white guy on there, they could do a lot worse than O'Rourke - Texas is changing, and he could be enough to flip the state, which would be a huge advantage.

Right? Talking about “I want to fight for the parents who had to balance work and their children’s education”. Bitch, that wasn’t you.

I’d really like a candidate that has at least a Master’s degree in some socially or economically relevant field, and also has made less than $40k a year for most of their lives.  Why does that feel like so much to ask?

Yeah, rich, white Republican political leaders ranting about “elites” is always weird to me. Until you realize that “elite” just means educated and not super racist.

I guess I just don’t understand the need for attention and money? If I was worth $100 mil+, I would just buy a house and chill out until I died? Like, isn’t the dream to never have to work again?  You have the dream! Stop doing gross things for money!

When my niece was a baby still, she’d yell *Go Oh-yay!* when she didn’t want to deal with whatever toddlers didn’t want to deal with, which is how I feel about Cait. Just go oh yay. 

“Compassionate disruptor”, fuck right the hell off with that.

She also said California has been run by the elites for far too long, or something like that.

This whole thing is such a bunch of horseshit. Newsom should create an ad where he just looks right into the camera and says, “Scoreboard” before it cuts to the Covid numbers and then fades to black.

I legitimately don’t think she stands a chance in hell. A lot of people seem to not know or be ignorant of the fact that Rural California is DEEPLY CONSERVATIVE. I drove through nothing but Rural California a few years ago (right after Trump Won) and you could tell how close to a city you were by the reduced number of

Jenner has never accomplished anything except being better, in aggregate, at 10 track and field events than a handful of other people in 1976, right? Did I miss something.

I don’t want any new Boomers in politics, we’re having enough trouble getting rid of the entrenched ones. 71 years old. ENJOY YOUR RETIREMENT ALREADY.

Jesus, that screenshot. You can see the blankness where the soul used to be.

It’s funny how this ad and the other ad I saw with a fucking bear in it for some reason are basically saying “we can fix california” when california is starting to get back on track already. So if one of these idiots actually win they’ll say “look how much better california is now that we’re in power” when they in

In California, anyone with a few thousand bucks can fill out a form and run for governor. I think we had 20 different candidates for governor in the last recall election, a sizeable number of whom were either completely untethered from reality or were doing it as a joke.

She just seems so... fake. And ugly.

If history is any indication Americans — specifically Californians — love to vote for utterly inexperienced and horrible conservative celebrities. There is a serious possibility she will win — even without any real platform other than fuck trans children. She is just the face the GQP needs to show they aren’t the