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Johanna Cariou Lost Her Key
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Oh. Betty. I miss her already. Just knowing she was in the world gave me comfort.

I mean, they live together, right? Why would they be distancing themselves from each other?

I really don't think he's that clever.

This made me tear up. (I’ve been going through a lot lately.)

What is going on with KK’s face? Her expression is so weird. Also, I cannot imagine hanging out at home in my PJs and wearing that much makeup.

Same here! And these books were given to me by my dad.

You're obviously a whore!

Sweet baby alligators. Wow. That is some terrible styling.

I have a very dark sense of humor, but this is gross.

Feyd, lovely Feyd.

There were a few sentences that I had to read many times to try to understand. (I was mostly unsuccessful.) But, seriously, is “fell loudly” a thing now in this sort of context?

I don’t have time to refute you point by point, but everything you wrote is tripe.

Any dog can do a lot of damage to a human being. Please don’t perpetuate the myth of pitties being more vicious than other animals. It’s hard enough already for them to be treated with respect. So many are ignored at shelters and/or are euthanized just by virtue of being a pitbull type dog

I prefer the soaps that Paintbox Soapworks makes. The owner is a former pastry chef who has run her own soap company almost single-handedly if not completely for a long time now. The scents she creates are insane. The one I’m using now is “after-winter”. The description is “bruised spearmint, cold tea, frozen trails”.

No one has proved that this poor woman was murdered. Was she? Given her boyfriend’s weird behavior, it seems likely that she was and that he did it.

I have worked in the animal welfare field for a long time and I know quite a few trainers. Every single one of them thinks his methods are utter garbage and abusive. I can’t believe people actually still listen to him.

I’m not familiar with her either, so that’s good to know. It still annoys me. It was also interesting to me that the annoying bride was chubby. It’s not very subtle. 

Thanks be unto the Lord that someone had the courage to show that fat women are desperate losers compared to the hot, skinny women. What a FRESH PERSPECTIVE.

That one makes me giggle even when I'm only thinking about it.