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Johanna Cariou Lost Her Key
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oh there’s gonna be SO much wailing over on Fox News LOL. Whenever I think of this case I am reminded of a FB group someone created to support these dopes, and part of their “mission statement” or whatever you want to call it, said something to the effect of “if Arbery had just complied with their simple commands he

This is the best argument that the dude is a simpleton. You don’t go with a good-old-boy like this when you’re part of a lynching that has been busted. You hire a big city lawyer that has more to recommend them than just “knowing the prosecution and the judge from the club.”

I think Roddy was in on it up until the point where the McMichaels murdered Arbery in cold blood. I suspect Roddy panicked. “This is not what I was expecting.”

I don’t think he’s innocent. He was doing something he wasn’t supposed to be doing but the guilt of witnessing a murder might be too much?

Gough was attempting to paint Bryan as a simpleton...”

See, this is why I was confused when this guy first started showing up. Because I remembered from when the video first came out that people were saying the guy filming was with them and blocking Arbery’s way back so that he had to run toward or by the two guys that killed him.

“as if trying to suppress an embarrassed smile”

I didn’t even look that far down! I couldn’t get past the hair. Ha!

What the HELL kind of lawyer lets his client do a goddamn TV interview?? If you’re desperate to get “his side” out there, you call a press conference and read a carefully-prepared statement. Then say “We have no further comment at this time” and walk away.

Roddie Bryan - “Life is like a box of chocolates and I hate chocolate, especially the dark kind.”

It’s enough to make your eyes rain.

Why did he bother to make an appearance at all? Who is he trying to win over? Everyone thinks he was in on it and now he’s committed himself to a narrative that he’ll have to uphold under oath.

Combine that haircut + not having lips and the accuracy of that assessment only goes up.

The police report clearly states that McMichael told the police that they pulled ahead of Arbery to try to cut him off, and when he turned around, “Roddy” attempted to block his path. That suggests 1) that McMichael knew Roddy, and 2) that Roddy participated in the attempt to stop Arbery. His lawyer is going to have a

Any adult man with that haircut is a racist. Sorry. But you are. 

Oh, the “My client’s a dumbass” defense.

Why did he decide to go on the news in his Simple Jack cosplay? 

A big question:

I happened to catch this half way in last night. I didn’t hear Bryan utter a word, so I just assumed he was silent the entire time. While it was painfully awkward to listen to Gough trying to rationalize his client’s actions (or inaction), I could not take my eyes off of Bryan’s bangs. I have yet to see anything in

But one thing is crystal: Gough was attempting to paint Bryan as a simpleton