RIP, Princess Lee.

Not only did I never find my shoes, I also lost forever my underpants even tho I took them off in the broad daylight and an open field. I have no words.

As I have said before, it is always the black women (Imma go ahead and throw AOC into that group) to clean up a white man/white woman/ black man (go ahead and @ me I went there) mess.

This line slayed me. I am slewn.

Asking the real questions.

Finally new blood willing to challenge the thugs called ICE.

ok ‘namaste’ got me actually laughing out loud. Kudos for kicking him out.

I want Representatives Ayanna Pressley, Rashida Tlaib, Alexandria Ocasio Cortez,and Ilhan Omar to be MY Representatives. I just want them to rule this country. I just NEED them to rule this country. For now, I guess, I will just be happy they are elected and doing the hard work. Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!!!

Oh, he wasn’t trying to get out of wearing a condom. The vibe I got was more that he was being cautious. Being on the pill is pretty common; I think he’d have been fine if I’d said I wasn’t on the pill due to an allergy etc. And prior to starting to make out we had briefly discussed sexual history/STD testing, so…

Your sparkling personality won the night and the fella!

I know some people who take the recommendation of using two methods of contraception very, very seriously.

She would have been my representative except I moved away from Boston a few months before the election in which she was elected. Wish I had indeed had the chance to vote for her, cause she is killing it! (My representative now, in my hometown of Oakland, is Barbara Lee, so I really can't complain!)

Canadians ARE polite folk. 

So, this was actually a good experience overall, but it had a VERY weird moment.

In my youth, outside of the bar at closing time was called “the sidewalk sale” because men would literally just pick twinks off and bring them home.

I’m crying, that’s awkward as shit. I’d have thought you’d have gotten away with not having to talk to him as I can’t imagine anyone wanting to explain to their fiancé that they know a person b/c of a one night stand, but obviously you must have since you know it was his fiancé? Anyway how did that conversation go?

I hooked up with this guy I met off Match when I was living in Austin. He’d wanted to call me to go on a second date but was leaving town for a month for a work thing. In the intervening month I moved to Colorado with no warning and told him I couldn’t see him again because ain’t nobody gonna do long distance after 1…

Um a guy peed the bed after he drunkenly passed out because he physically couldn’t do anything else. But I guess I should have saved that one for the Nonconsensual Golden Showers thread.

The one that gets the most giggles when I tell it is when he finished, started crying, rolled off of me and whispered namaste. Then asked me to cuddle him, then asked what he could make me for breakfast. I pushed him out the door and starfished that bed all night long.