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Johanna Cariou Lost Her Key
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I freaking love that engagement ring. I can’t believe some commenters hate it? It’s so damn cute, da fuq?

It infuriates me that crimes against women are not considered hate crimes. This was a domestic situation, which as stated, is indicative of larger acts of violence against women—like the recent yoga studio shootings. It says a lot about how misogynistic we are as a society when a man says “I went there to kill women”

Of course they went to Nello. Was Tavern on the Green fully booked?

I love that description of Opera!

Seriously her breasts look awful. There. I. Said. It. (I am sorry to body shame a woman but those are awful and they look painful.)

I actually really love the ring. It seems perfectly suited to Perry’s brand of whimsy.

I was still in elementary school when this happened, so the only memories I have of it from the time are those of the jokes and punchlines, of a woman so crazy to have done something like this. And that’s all I really understood of it well into my adulthood.

I can bearly contain my excitement over this.

You know Junior wants a robo-wife just like Daddy. Anything to get the old man’s approval. Seriously, we’re veering into opera plot territory here (per my old voice teacher who said that operas are just trashy stories set to lovely music).

She can’t dress for shit and she messed up her face with all of that plastic surgery. He’s just ugly inside and out. They both look tragic. 

I think the fabric isn’t stretchy enough to go over her enormous implants AND fit her torso. It looks pretty stiff or heavy-weight. I think stretch is the only way to really fit a severely augmented body.

The film version of A Walk to Remember sucks, because they botched the ending. When you read the book, it says that her unlikely recovery would be a miracle, then one of the last lines of the book is him saying he now knows that miracles come true. The miracle wasn’t them having been in love, it was her recovery. 

I have a narrow cobalt band because I’m allergic to anything else. It hasn’t come off my cold, dead hands in nearly 4 years. I do, however, wear a whole host of other rings with it, of which most are costume. This is my second marriage and I wanted everything the opposite of my first: plain band and costume jewelry

Is her dress supposed to gape like that or is it really ill fitting?

Pink says she once slashed the tires of her husband’s car.

can’t stop saying “mama,”

When I was little, my grandma had a stash of dolls and cheap costume jewelry from 40s-60s the in the front room for my sister and me to play with when we were over at her house, so she could chat (drink) with my dad in peace. One of Grandma’s rings looked EXACTLY like Perry’s.

When I was a teen in mid 2000's, E! recounted moments in pop culture and this was one of them, not surprisingly the focus was on the severed penis but not on the ramifications of the case, I am glad things are being somewhat more transparent and being able to see beyond the headlines, much like the Liebeck v.