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One month after finalizing their divorce, Pitt moved on with Angelina Jolie

Miley is incredibly beautiful...and he looks truly in love with her...they have been thru a lot for celeb couples so maybe it will even last?

“... the Cyrus/Hemsworth wedding looked like the most casual, low-key nuptials ever. And I love it.”

Based on the pics, the Cyrus/Hemsworth wedding looked like the most casual, low-key nuptials ever. And I love it.

I watched this movie yesterday and I’m really baffled by the hype. Sure, the music scenes are great, Rami Malek was good (but nomination-worthy?!?), and I appreciated the attention paid to Freddie Mercury’s love of cats...but the rest was meh. One scene in particular made me cringe: when a producer was trying to talk

I’m honestly starting to suspect that Slovenia’s Christmas is more like our Halloween. Or that she watched The Nightmare Before Christmas and got confused.

It’s because they have no taste. Look who they both married.

I would like to ask that every time Jezebel posts about a Kardashian display of excess (this, Kylie’s over the top b-day party for a 1 year old, etc.) they also calculate the estimated cost of the excess.

This is Kim Kardashian we’re talking about. She isn’t too far off from posting video of taking an “elegant shit”.

At 24 seconds in, the camera pans across the only piece of furniture in this ugly room, and it appears to be some sort of exercise equipment? Maybe a treadmill. Can anyone identify this? If you emptied the room for these vases, why would you leave a treadmill? Or is this always a large empty room with nothing but a

This looks like a creative way to trap and kill your sim.

Free him

My first CD was a Kenny G valentines day EP.

Kim clearly isn’t aware of all the research that says the more lovey dovey crap you post on social media, the worse your relationship is.

Huh. I wouldn’a figured Kim was a Kenny G fan. Kanye either, actually.

Did Kanye book him using Ja Rule’s app?

Don’t worry, he’ll be released when he’s loaned to Melania for use in her 2019 Christmas decorations:

My husband let me take his comfortable sweatpants for Valentine’s day. Best gift ever!

Kanye thinks that if he provides another celebrities soul he will be free to leave. He saw it on “Tales From The Crypt” one time.