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Johanna Cariou Lost Her Key
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I can’t with the expensive designer gifts for children... it hurts my soul. They are kids! They don’t need status symbols like Tiffany and Co. jewelry or Chanel purses JFC they don’t know what it means and they will destroy it b/c kids. Eat the rich!

In second or third grade, a boy in class showed up with a satin rose and a beautiful card for me. His mom was a tattoo artist and she drew me the most beautiful Valentine. I did not harbor romantic feelings for this boy (or his rat-tail) but you better believe I carried that rose around all day, even though I

Kris is just following the Pimp Game Manual: start ‘em early, make ‘em remember that only shiny things = good.

I totally agree it’s innocent and sweet. It warmed my heart that my nephew was drawing hearts all over a paper to give to a girl he liked.

And I thought it was bad when celebrities just treated their chihuahuas like accessories and dress-up dolls instead of living beings.

My 6-year-old has been “engaged” since kindergarten. He loves her because she is a good reader and has silky long hair, which he also wants but can’t achieve because HE WON’T LET US BRUSH HIS HAIR, EVER.

Kindergartners shopping at Tiffany would make a perfect commercial for higher marginal tax rates. Much higher.

Please show this story to anyone who says that the 70% AOC tax on the rich is too high.

You told her a day late about Galentine’s Day! How rude! Just kidding.

This girl doesn’t have chance to grow up as an un-hypersexualized human. Remember, they taught Kylie to pole dance at like 9 and she started her plastic surgery at 15. And whoever the boy is, he’s getting that sweet sweet sponcon at just 7! 

I had a “boyfriend” when I was 7. I remember playing in the park across from his parents business and eating lunch sitting on an old well in the same park.

Whoever created that child’s Instagram account is a terrible person. Ugh.

My daughter is 7, and some of the kids are starting to take a mild “romantic” interest in one another. I talk with her about how crushes are normal, but that at this age, it’s most important to be friends. It was also a great segue into wanted vs. unwanted attention and how and when to calmly shut it down vs. report

Let’s stop encouraging children under 13 to have “boyfriends/girlfriends.” That has been my TEDtalk

That Meghan Markle story is kind of glorious.  It would be nice if we all lifted each other up like that when we were in the dumps.

He’ll use this to play martyr and claim he's persecuted for "asking questions". Because he's scum

What a repugnant person. Using the stolen lives of children to bolster his hateful rhetoric is.. something else.

If he were forced to pay out every penny he’s ever made, it still wouldn’t be enough to ease the pain he’s caused these families. Is there a way that spreading this misinformation and causing harassment/harm could get him sent to jail? Seriously up for some medieval type shit to be visited upon him.

Beyond disgusting that any human being could even think about doing something like this, let alone sustaining it continually over a year. Is there any chance of jail time over this? I hope the answer is yes, and I hope those in the court have the common decency to recognize how despicable and unspeakably cruel these

Good. He needs to know what it is like to speak before an audience whose sole function is to hold him accountable for his words.