Frighteningly accurate snark: what did you/YOU do to make him angry?

I’m assuming Mr. Washing then punched drunk stranger in the face. If not, I’m assuming Ms. Washing is now a single mom. 

At my cousin’s baby shower, her grad school friends decided to “ironically”play traditional shower games, including the one where you take a ribbon and use it to guesstimate the mom-to-be’s current girth. I’ve always been plus size, but was at a lower weight at that time, so I wrapped it around my own belly and then…

My best friend (we’ll call her Washing) was expecting her first and her best friend decided to throw her a shower. It was weird, there were only a handful of people there (Washing’s family are on the other side of the world) and the party-organiser got wasted.

My people don’t really do baby showers. Not a whole lot of money for it. If someone’s going to have a baby, friends and family will meet up for tea/coffee and to hand off trash bags full of clothing their kid has grown out of, and other hand-me-down baby stuff, etc. My SIL owns an ever loaned-out collection of knit…

Every damn person apart of this administration is a psychopathic monster. I rarely say this, but seriously Fuck Them, fuck them all with a rusty nail. They hate women. Hell, even the women of this administration hate women.

They should buy some new stuff for the baby, but only do it after the 12-13 week point (that's usually when you know baby is sticking around and you can safely announce the pregnancy). Even if they don't know whether it's a girl or a boy, they can still buy necessary items in gender-neutral colours. For now the…

I was born nearly 3 months premature and it has just entered my mind that my poor mama probably never got a baby shower. I’d like to know, but it’s not really the kind of thing I could ask her.

My baby shower about 9 months ago was OTT- it kicked off at 11am and ended around 5pm. I had a blast. So I know usually people don’t get showers for their second baby, but a) who cares about rules and b) it’s actually really nice to get a day to celebrate and be with friends in the midst of a second pregnancy -when…

reading these has been very nice and puts into perspective the very long, unnecessarily emotional conversation i had with my mother this morning about how my MIL isn’t doing anything at all for the baby shower my mother is throwing. In April. My mother is mad that my MIL hasn’t yet made the favors and decorations for…

We are in an abusive relationship with this administration. Next, they will redefine murder to only include strangulation or bladed weapons so we can OFFICIALLY ignore gun violence.

Too bad I missed last week. Once, I went on vacation with my college roommate to her grandparents’ house in FL. Her grandparents were snowbirds, so they lived in FL half the year and up north half the year. They cooked us a special dinner of shrimp over rice, Delmonico steak, and baked potatoes. Everything looked…

Probably not, as it was all contrived cover for a major imminent Trump team arrest, which was Roger Stone.

Are we just going to be back here in three weeks when it expires?

The Department of Justice... has found another way to try and trap victims in violent situations.

while I’m glad there will be relief for government workers and that this can’t look like anything other than caving on Dump’s part, I am concerned with it just being a temporary resolution.  Are we just going to be back here in three weeks when it expires?

Silly rabbit, white, God-fearing women are never abused. It’s only the sinners who earn their masters’ husbands’ wrath.

do these people just wake up each morning and wonder “how can we screw over ‘the other’ today”?

Let’s hear from female conservatives.

Also: *fingers crossed* it looks like the shutdown might actually end today? Thank you Nancy, but even more importantly thank you IRS and airport workers who stopped showing up.