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Johanna Cariou Lost Her Key
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That is funny!

It’s a joke b/c Fox tries to spin anything “Clinton” into a pre-emptive conspiracy in order to work their viewers into a tizzy.

She used the $50000 of her savings to pay her employees but it still wasn’t enough and they’re owed more 

Sunday. Sun...

i clicked through to people to see the wedding pics (damn you, kinja) and thr photos are all tagged “courtesy of the flockas.”

This might be shitty of me to say, but how the fuck is Ja Rule still even relevant? Like why would anyone hire him these days for anything?  Didnt he fade out in the 00's? This dude was never a good artist anyway.

I just watched the Netflix doc and what really struck me was how all those people who worked with Billy talked about how they were duped because they believed in him and his ideas and are now thousands in debt. They’re so apologetic to the scammed Fyre attendees, and equally sorry for themselves, but only casually

I know couples who conceived their first kid immediately and then tried for years, including doing ivf, for the second. I have a friend who fell pregnant on the first try four times. Last one was when she was 40 or 41. Fertility is a lottery, it’s ridiculous to assume that you can schedule babies like that.

Remember he dated Gwyneth "Conscious uncoupling" Paltrow for a long time. He's either dated wild child-types or pretentious types. I guess Jennifer Anniston was an attempt at breaking that pattern. 

I haven’t watched the Hulu doc yet but I saw the Netflix one and Billy seems like such a lying sleaze. I thought for sure someone would’ve said “to hell with this. I’m outta here” but nope. They all kept going along with his shenanigans well past the time when any sane person would have left. 

Yes!! I watched that, and all these people are saying how he’s such a wunderkind and a genius and brilliant at sales, and I'm wondering what I'm missing. Like, THAT douche? No, he's just your average douche bro. How is that not clear? Who are those people who invested so much in THAT guy? I sincerely do not understand.

No? 

Read the article... “Maryann tells us she still needs money to pay her employees and her bills.”

They’re both so pretentious. 

the possibility I’ll get to watch Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez grill Donald Trump about the pee tape one day.

Sounds like the Oversight committee might start doing it’s job. For years it’s been more like the House Look The Other Way committee.

“I told Waka that if we made it five years I wanted my dream wedding,”

“I told Waka that if we made it five years I wanted my dream wedding...”

Ja Rule is kind of a scumbag... I mean, he’s obviously stupid, but stupid and a scumbag.