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How do I scrub this information from my brain?

Trump definitely did not write that himself

Today we celebrate Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. for standing up for the self-evident truth Americans hold so dear, that no matter what the color of our skin or the place of our birth, we are all created equal by God

I heard he spent more time at the MLK Jr memorial than he did with Stormy Daniels, so there’s that...

The second one. Oh, and two scoops later on.

At least he didn’t say the n-word on TV. That was the bar I was setting for him today.

Two minutes? Look who’s being generousTwo pumps then he’s using the remote and looking for the gorilla channel.*

Trump was always more of a Frederick Douglass fan.

Is it normal for a VP to babysit a president like this? It sees like Pence is in every single meeting/photo/event with Trump. I didn’t pay close attention during Obama but Idon’t remember seeing Biden this often. Maybe Pence is his handler?

I am surprised that Trump didn’t tweet out how the young men from Covington Catholic demonstrated the true spirit of MLK by confronting a tribal elder because some black men yelled some insults at them. 

He can’t win with you libtards! Until he stops trying to implement racist policies, saying racist things, and generally being a racist, you won’t be happy!

Makes you salivate in anticipation of how he’s gonna commemorate the 75th anniversary of the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings next year, don’t it?

Pretty sure the token tweet and appearance was less trouble than dealing with the blowback of not doing anything at all.  Also, I’m still grey here?  Really?!

Guys, c’mon. That 12 hours of TV isn’t gonna watch itself, will it?

the unplanned, abrupt visit to the memorial reads like a simple ploy for a quick photo op with no substance whatsoever, similar to the President’s surprise visit to Iraq in which he eschewed any meetings with actual Iraqi officials in favor of taking pictures with Navy SEALS.

whatever. i think that if there’s no news tomorrow from mueller, and there’s more about trump im going to start ripping out my hair.

Just par for the Course.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen him move that fast, he was practically sprinting.  Did Pence promise him those Clemson leftovers if he went there?  Or was it the typical actions of a racist old man being forced to be in the same space as a person of color?

You know that ghosts don’t exists as the MLK statue didn’t suddenly gain sentience and walk away.

“Go back to Africa if youve got such a problem with America”