‘Defuse’ is correct. https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/diffuse-vs-defuse

This is beautiful. Shame that Trump can’t read all of those long words though.

Cool theory. While I snuggled my suicidal teenager in a hospital bed while we waited for mental health hospital placement, they cracked endless inappropriate jokes about it. They talk and joke about their suicidal ideation openly still.  It’s how some people cope.

My favorite was “DUMBASS”.

Despite not really seeing Mulaney in anything except SNL, I have a huge crush on him. He just seems darling.

Uh, how do you know he used his suicide scare for attention? Pretty bold claim there.

Man, Pete Davidson is really owning his shit, so if he wants to joke about things to diffuse the tension, and move forward, cool. I don't see this as 'derailing his comeback' in any way. He's not joke about other people killing themselves. 

I really had trouble masturbating to this though, very male fantasy and the clit hadn't yet been discovered I NEED REALISTIC SPANKMATERIAL 

He’s doing 17th century text messaging right there. He's shocked he's getting the handy that he is based off the text she hadn't gotten yet.

Thats it. My quest for 2019 is to reintroduce the phrases Sensitive Plant and Animated Ivory into the vernacular.

Sure, she sounds great, but I really want to know about her husband and her kids.

I remember when MTV’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve was must see TV. From Billy Idol performing at the first one in 1982 throughout the 80s and 90s, the line up was stellar, Back then it was still rare to see bands on tv. Here is “Lone Justice” from 1987 whose set included “Shelter”, one of my favorite songs ever.

I was in 8th grade and had a very tame party notable mainly because it was the first time I ate pizza rolls and what a life changing experience that was. I also wore a shirt with a mandala print and bell sleeves that were 3/4 not by design but because I had gangly long arms and everything at that time seemed to cut…

I remember this NYE, clearly. Got together with a bunch of school friends and had a really fun time.

I remember the No Doubt performance! And as miserable as I was as a teenager at that time, I’d love to go back to that time. It was all post-Clinton impeachment and there was still hope that the government could still find a way to function. Who could have ever guessed that this was the beginning of a long slide…

Yeah, I can’t believe I took any time out of my Crocodile Hunter marathon to watch any of this.  At least there was Chinese food. 

Truly. The full “restored” figure looks like it belongs on a carousel.

The RC Cola of Christmas gifts.

Lmao Kate sounds almost Italian here. Her Spanish accent in this one is MUCH better.

Better than the last one!