Noooooooooooooooooooo. 🙀

I can only eat well done steaks. I hate having that in common with Trump. But I have an eating disorder and OCD, so I feel like that gives me a pass.

The author was referring to Mia Farrow, not Dylan.

Well, what else are you supposed to use books for?

It’s just so, so bad. He needs to trim it or get some gd product in that thing or go flat-out scorched earth on his face. Something.

It looks sentient.

Poodles are awesome. The Cruzes do not deserve a poodle.

But did you hear about her haircut? That selfish strumpet...

You nailed it. (I’ve been watching a lot of Hart to Hart lately.)

And blame the Democrats for the fact that it happened at all. 

I love you.

We might be siblings.

No, thanks. Then he becomes a martyr. I hope he lives a long life of chronic foot pain and fading irrelevancy.

I had early onset midlife crisis, so I'm already in the thick of it. Best of luck to you! See you on the other side!

The only time I’ve ever said the n-word is when I’m singing along to 2Pac or Biggie songs in my brain. And even then I’m uncomfortable and wonder if it’s disrespectful. (I’m white.) Like, I’ve understood my entire life that that word is not for me, even as a kid. Get it together.

White woman here. You are absolutely correct. And it's our responsibility to call our own on it.

“Instead of giving the false hope that mask mandates or lockdowns can stop the virus, let’s focus on ramping up vaccinations to those who need them most.”

Randy Rainbow has my heart.

Nothing is going to take away my joy for this adorable video. It’s too cute and it’s been a heinous week.

I love you. Thank you.