I’m also turning 40 this year! HB, Jezefriend! I’ve told my coworkers to start calling me granny in May. They’re all about 25.

This has made me laugh all afternoon. It’s such a silly, adorable, charming mistake to have made. And it’s not just a kitten, but a very concerned kitten. This brought me joy today.

They are all insanely gorgeous.

Well, I gotta go Google Mormon underwear now.

I forgot to mention that “Edelweiss” was my parents’ wedding song. It’s a curious choice but also a sweet one. It must’ve worked because they’re still together 43 years later and still holding hands at the grocery store.

😭

Thank you for the recommendation!!! Please tell me the sex scenes are between Plummer and Gould.

Every bit of this post was a delight. Thank you for the laughs!

You have to die to win the Darwin award (and have no biological children). Let’s hope it doesn’t come to that for her.

But...

This is my favorite meme ever. I’m not being hyperbolic. It’s just so versatile.

For some reason, I frequently reach for my face cleanser to put it on my toothbrush. Super glue is most certainly unwelcome in my apartment with my addled, but beautiful, mind.

There is no way America could come close to making reparations with the Native Americans. But the government should be trying. 

I loved this album so much.

Bingo.

Thank you! I gag when I see junk like that.

It’s the only way to be sure.

WTEF. I'm generally an optimist, but people really do suck.

I would pay to watch this.

But a 22-year old isn’t a kid. I really do understand your point of view, but this was an adult thief working against the common good. I hope he is not irredeemable and I also hope that this weighs heavily on him for a long time.