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Johanna Cariou Lost Her Key
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It sounds to me like a fancy term for “reads Trump’s Tweets and takes Alex Jones’s vitamins”.

I live close to his Chicago tower. Say the word and I’m on the El.

This made me so horny. 😻

Three of my coworkers and I gathered around someone’s phone to watch that livr. The consensus seemed to be “Fuck YOU, you utter piece of shit.”

I’m just up near Howard, so that sounds perfect!

I love this visual, especially the baby. Thank you for this gift.

Let’s set up a reverse gauntlet in which we line all of these punchable faces in two columns. Then each real, proud, hardworking American can run through the middle with both fists encased in boxing gloves. McConnell, Cruz, Trump (well, all of the Trumps and Trump wives), Gaetz, that really young guy who was just

I will pledge my $600 to whoever opens this. I'd prefer it be in Chicago so I can visit every day.

I’m a hardworking American. I’m also white but only a white woman. Do I qualify to have an opinion? Maybe 75% of an opinion? I’m definitely feeling trampled upon, but I’m a libtard. As for those more, shall we say, erm, “ethnic” hardworking Americans? They should probably stay away from the ballots. All those words

Anthony Hopkins can GET IT. I’ve had a thing for him since I was in college. 

That was a devastating read. I am disgusted. 

Same.

My dad just today started his second go ‘round at chemo given that every session he’s had since being diagnosed in late summer had failed. Now he has to be hospitalized through Christmas for this more aggressive therapy. I am staying in Illinois while I try to keep my parents safe in Michigan. I don’t know if this

It reads like a deodorant ad.

I pictured a komodo dragon holding the stick to administer a beating and I was happy for a moment on this junktacular day of mine. Thank you.

She can do whatever she wants, but I, like thousands of other people who follow her, was shocked at her post. It was bizarre to see someone like her suddenly posting videos of herself from the front and the side compared with videos from 10 days earlier. Then she tagged a “health expert” in the post and thanked her

That headline is a gift, Shannon. #blessed

Omg. I am cringing for everyone.

I never, ever will. 

I was definitely more a Christopher Pike lass.