You being a Spurs fan does nothing to further validate this claim. For all I know you could be a Suns fan posing as a Spurs fan. I DON'T KNOW YOU

Judge: "Okay, Jacob. Spell the words sexual intercourse."

They grow tails each morning, yes.

I live in Michigan (which is a YES USA country in USA) and we have crackheads and shit that will also attack your pets and children. Super Scary!

Worse than butt-fumble.

Especially since House Learning High is known for heavy English homework.

"YEAHHH!"

Kabaragoyafuckedupkid

His mom is gonna give him so much shit at home school on Monday.

Well done, Rangers. As for my beloved Habs, well, they only played one period in an elimination game, so they got what they deserved. Big up to Tokarski, who did everything Price could have, and whose future is ever so bright — and hey, knocking Boston out was a nice consolation prize, because fuck the Bruins that's…

Ughhh...a $2 billion punishment. That'll teach 'em.

I 100% agree. I have no problems with unusual spellings, but you still have to obey phonetics.

Phonics?

It must be.

If you pronounced it Duh-why-anne, it would make perfect sense.

"Hey 'Bron! Let me guard Lance next!"

IS NO ONE ELSE CONCERNED THAT LEBRON CAN CONSUME A MOUTHPIECE WITHOUT EVEN CHEWING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

More like Caroline Woznotexpectingthat!!!!11!

I didn't read it because quite frankly, I don't give a shit where people run. It's running. You can run anywhere. It's just like breathing except Kinja has a site for it.