A nude athlete? Isn't Sean Newell supposed to post this?

Yo dude, probably shouldn't have been flying around to fuck Dwight Howard.

Fuck. Touche. In all fairness, I'm just want 16 year old's to be on the lookout.

Four? Try again.

Meanwhile Dwight Howard is talking some 16 year old into coming over for beerpong and anal because Deadspin refuses to report on it.

Speculation? There's photos of him holding her hand and sitting on a bed with her.

I should win his job since he's clearly too busy sneaking into Donald Sterling's septic tank trying to figure out whether he had light or dark meet for dinner last night.

I SWEAR TO GOD...if the next article you post isn't about the breaking news on Dwight Howard fucking a 16 year old, I'm changing my Deadspin bookmark to Bleacher Report.

If Bleacher Report writes on it before Deadspin, I'm done.

No, but it happened in JOHNNY MANZIEL'S HOME STATE! ERMAHGERD DEADSPIN SKEET SKEET SKEET

How is nobody at Deadspin on the "Dwight Howard fucked a 16 year old" story right now?

*futbol

Hey Tom, can you get on this story about Dwight Howard fucking a 16 year old? Not that I don't care about Danny Amendola but...c'mon man. This is Deadspin.

Isn't "English" a singular noun? That's like saying, "The writer have not passed the third grade", right?

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The vagslayer in red quickly filed a lawsuit for 10,000,000 Dogecoins.

"Good. More time for beer pong and anal."

Edit - Tigers fans at real estate auction.