He's not a Deadspin writer. Deadspin just shared his article from a stupid sister Kinja site.

"More people will die building Olympic venues in Kazakhstan than WWII, Vietnam, and the 10th Season of Deadliest Catch, combined."

Qatar?

That makes me a sad panda.

That would have been illegal in most of the South until Lawrence v. Texas.

I regret nothing.

I guarantee their wives have hula-hoop sized vaginas.

REAL athletes drink Gatorade.

They were just showing each other all the places where Avisail Garcia touched Prince Fielder's wife.

Toddler: [slips on ice, hits head]

[car flips off canyon]

It sure seems like the NHL lubed up the biggest black dildo they could find and told the Rangers to bend over because this series should've been David vs. Goliath after Carey Price got injured.

Longtime NYR fan as well. Carcillo isn't effective though. He's just an asshole. Avery took your best player's mind away from the game with his antics and was still a somewhat decent player. I mean c'mon, the whole Brodeur fiasco was 10/10 and the stunts he pulled on Darcy Tucker and Ilya Kovalchuk? Ermahgerd. I'll…

Could Alain Vigneault have it any easier now that Carcillo is gone? Good lord...

Sean Avery was the only Ranger in recent history that could walk the fine line between being a goon and being an obnoxious asshole, and did it wearing designer underwear and fancy shoes to NYC's appeal.

God, this team is whiter than Duke.

I'm not sure if that's a mixture of shit and piss or what's left of Matt Cassel and Christian Ponder's careers, not that there's a difference at this point.

"New bunks for the migrant workers? We'll take 'em!"

I find it pretty rich how the bid history shows that the price almost doubled within 3 minutes of this article being posted.