Pete Carroll is the coach of the Seattle Seahawks, who won this year's Super Bowl by 35 points over the Denver Broncos, who were appearing in that game for the 7th time, 7 being the sum of 2+1+4, 214 was the original telephone area code for Dallas, TX, which is the city were president Kennedy was assassinated HOLY…

He does the same thing in Toronto, except he hits the "Crack 'N Flagon" sign above the Big Red Monster in city hall.

Unless it's Russian.

It's Boston, Tom. There's no need to point out that something is white.

I GAWH DA BAWL BRAWH!

Child: "Dad, show me that face I made when your pitbull bit me when I was 2 years old."

Yeah, because out of the two he is definitely the one we all want to see naked.

Wesley Willis

Rock over London, rock on Chicago! RIP, Wesley.

We up here.

It hit the tip of a bat then hit the tip of a bat.

Detroit Tigers catcher Alex Avila was probably, hopefully wearing a cup.

Don Cherry: (cums)

Don't you mean he got carriedov the ice?

The little girl with the glasses will end up owning the joint or being a GM. Look at her focus.

Well, he still has half his balls. So, he's better off than most.

Two balls in the glove gets one hand in the bush.

Good thing he already brought the glove, eh fellas?