I don't need to see your face to know you're being moody as hell right now

Holy cow! Yes! He's looking into the camera with a shocked face or something! That's so goofy!

That dad's new nickname is Puberty because his balls never dropped.

ER MAH GERD. +1

Wouldn't he fall up?

You don't need me to tell you how good this comment is, but I'ma do it anyway.

You can tell it's in Australia because the kid spun counter clockwise.

You cared enough to comment.

I'm not watching videos that are filmed in portrait mode anymore. I'm just not. It's 2014 people, figure it the fuck out.

God damn I would love to see Deadspin's coverage of Johnny Manziel if he wasn't a white guy. You guys would be stroking him harder than you do Richard Sherman and Yasiel Puig combined.

Outstanding!

"Johnny Manziel texts coach 'come get me'."

Why? No one has fucked Tebow 1.0 yet.

Okay, okay. I have a great joke. The cat is going to throw the pitch with his PAUSE!

Haha what the fuck

That's nothing; the Yankees just signed the dog.

The raccoon is actually the thing being thrown.

Is the 1.5 mile run for the Coast Guard for real?

Frankly, I'm not surprised. George Michael's the soundtrack for a lot of people when they're trying to get to O-town.