"YEAHHH!"

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Ughhh...a $2 billion punishment. That'll teach 'em.

Tupac could pull it off.

"Hey 'Bron! Let me guard Lance next!"

So does Ron Jeremy.

Fans will also be treated to a Nickelback performance during the 7th inning stretch as tickets to tonight's game were discounted to 45 cent.

Good thing nobody was there to see it.

I didn't read it because quite frankly, I don't give a shit where people run. It's running. You can run anywhere. It's just like breathing except Kinja has a site for it.

He's not a Deadspin writer. Deadspin just shared his article from a stupid sister Kinja site.

"More people will die building Olympic venues in Kazakhstan than WWII, Vietnam, and the 10th Season of Deadliest Catch, combined."

I guarantee their wives have hula-hoop sized vaginas.

REAL athletes drink Gatorade.

They were just showing each other all the places where Avisail Garcia touched Prince Fielder's wife.

Toddler: [slips on ice, hits head]

[car flips off canyon]

It sure seems like the NHL lubed up the biggest black dildo they could find and told the Rangers to bend over because this series should've been David vs. Goliath after Carey Price got injured.

Longtime NYR fan as well. Carcillo isn't effective though. He's just an asshole. Avery took your best player's mind away from the game with his antics and was still a somewhat decent player. I mean c'mon, the whole Brodeur fiasco was 10/10 and the stunts he pulled on Darcy Tucker and Ilya Kovalchuk? Ermahgerd. I'll…