If Getzlaf could hit the back of the net more often, Corey Perry wouldn't have a job.

Okay, to fight Pavel Datsyuk is pretty low but to get dropped by him as well takes it to another level.

"Kind of good" compared to skilled players. He scores some decent goals but he scores of a lot of garbage goals, too.

Okay, no.

Sean Avery was a pitbull who would fight anyone and do whatever it took to distract you from your game.

He's the type of piece of shit that Chris Pronger used to be. He's kind of good, walks the line but never crosses it, and only fights players he's 100% positive he could beat.

Finally! A story about an NBA owner with a happy ending.

0:06: RAPTORS GET THE BALL!

"Just hold on, we're goin' home...."

By Tom Ley

I spy with my little eye...Rick Ross?! (see Vine)

If Puig hits a homerun at the Marlins' ballpark but nobody was there to see it, is it still a homerun?

WOAH, SHIT! WORLDSTARRR! WORRRRLLLDDSTARRRR!!!

I used to be white so I know one when I see one.

I like the part where it only took him 90 seconds to reenact Yao's entire career with Houston. Outstanding.

No, they record OTHER people. If you're is a scuffle and you hear people screaming "WORLDSTAHHH, WORLDSTAHHH" in the background, you better be prepared to fight to the death.

Yeah but it's like watching the same show over and over and over but with different actors...

As a non-white Caucasian male, I'd appreciate it if some explained to me why white people feel they need to record themselves watching TV.

He said "The NCAA is probably the most reprehensible organization God ever created."

Draft Day, Johnny Weirzel,