When the fuck did she quit the Black Eyed Peas?!?

These hoes ain't loyal.

That's sounds like an awful situation.

You can see his penis.

How rich would it have been if Donald Sterling had drafted Doc Rivers in that 1983 draft after tanking the season?

He'll still be back before Derrick Rose.

You're a fucking moron. If I owned a team called "Fucking Morons" then yes, you could be offended.

Thank God Adam Silver is nailing his coffin shut. That fucker can't even visit NBA.com anymore.

Okay, are you Native or African American?

Are you a Native American?

Cool story, bro. Tell it again.

The pie is filled with dog shit and nobody wants to eat it anymore. Eventually that pie will rot and be worth dick.

Looks like the type of douchebag who wants his kid to be the champ he never was.

Probably the chick because she knew there'd be a lawsuit coming her way after she deuced out.

ESPN gained, as you will see in 15 minutes when First Take goes on air.

Absolutely not. Deadspin releases a single well-written article then continues to gather more information or simply move on to another story. ESPN will then take their reports and have Stephen A. Smith or Skip Bayless beat it relentlessly until we all get annoyed or Deadspin comes out with another story.

This right here is why Deadspin would put ESPN out of business if they had their TV station.

Meanwhile, Dan Snyder wears his white socks to show support for Sterling.

"Oh, he just woke up one morning last year and was suddenly racist. I swear! I love nigg...I mean, African Americans!"