Nice to see Vodka Samm transferred out of the cornfield.

I'm goin' in...

I don't get it. It's just a red man is looking at himself in the mirror, right?

I find it pretty rich how his shirt sleeve pays tribute to a bunch of white men.

They drew one for Johnny Manziel a few years ago, too.

That's 32 US fans per death from construction.

I could wear that shirt anytime after I read Deadspin since it coincides with my bathroom reading habits.

Ahh. Thank you. +1

Here Is A Dog That Looks Like Prince Fielder

What happened to that stupid fish tank behind home plate that all the taxpayers paid for?

Dearborn or Flint?

Let me guess...University of Phoenix?

Fuck Michigan.

Pussies.

Woah, woah, woah, timeout, Chris Webber. Are you saying the high and mighty University of Michigan actually cheated?

He'll earn $49,423 every time he comes to the plate for the next 10 years. The median annual income of a household in Michigan is about $48,500. Run and tell that, homeboy.

Are you serious? I can't tell...

"I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for fans to fall in love with my sloppy seconds."

They couldn't have placed it somewhere else? Like, the ground?