I'm not gonna shit on Dayton but building that FlyRig seemed pretty unnecessary.

A dark room with Monty Brown? Fuck. That.

They didn't earn their red wings until after the game.

www.diddukewin.com

In other news, Khloe Kardashian just became an Atlanta Hawks season ticket holder.

Pussies.

Are we sure that's not just Joakim Noah taking the night off?

This sure explains his twitter history.

Colt 45 and two zig zags, baby that's all we need...

Based on his attire, he appears to be in a state of affliction.

He was a garbage fantasy player. I cut him then re-signed him three days later every week for the past two years hoping he got his shit straightened out, but he never did.

Energizer or Duracell?

Cool pom pom.

This. Both websites featured front page stories about a one-way twitter war between some white golfer dude and a 22 year-old Japanese kid.

Jenna Jameson Turned A Blowout Into Something Spectacular

WTF?!?

If an Astro flips the bird on TV but nobody was watching, was the bird actually flipped?

[insert Rex Ryan jokes here]

Penis? Is that the pseduo-classy golf way of calling someone a dick?

That net wasn't very Boston Strong.