Don't be a dick.

/fify

They belong on the Red Wings since it appears they just earned them.

Unfortunately the designer took his talents to South Beach.

I don't live with my parents!! They live with me! Jesus, Ruth Ann. I don't see what the big deal is.

I grew up in Detroit and think this isn't quite the whole story. When Comerica was built, he poured MORE money into the Tigers than he had in the past. Solid investiment, I know. But then you have owners like Jeff Loria of the Marlins who doesn't live in the city nor care about it whatsoever. Ititch owns Detroit and…

Holy underbite.

Somebody do Nightmare Bear!!!

ER MAH GERD. Jennifer Lawrence.

Close the roof! Mr. Bettman's vagina hasn't thawed yet.

I like how the color of a piece of plastic is Breaking News on ESPN.

+1. Stafford would be better served on the Pistons where expectations aren't high and nobody gives a fuck.

I'm shocked Bettman didn't reschedule this since he's probably freezing his pussy off right now.

Somehow the shitty ice surface is still better than what the Bears usually play on.

Ferrari isn't Italian for Rihanna.

A good looking black ride? He shoulda pulled a gun on it.

He'll buy an Aston Martin thinking it'll show support for Jonathan's family.

He got all up in his own grill.

Kobe!

Where's Silent Bob?