Needs to be more like a ski lift. No stopping. Just get it front of it and awkwardly get scooped up and hit a stranger in the face. Then chat for 12 minutes before you get dumped out and run over.

That just proves that Penny is actually your girlfriend when you go on the research boat in the North Sea. Or Comic Con.

What’s a newspaper?

I thought that was just for ransom demands from kidnappers.....

I also leave a pair of white gloves in the car that are 2 sizes too small, so I can prove it wasn’t me who actually rented the car. 

final tip: don’t be a microphobe

i wanted to renew membership at the Vancouver Art Gallery, searched for VAG renewal

What you’re calling “work” may not be sitting around eating bonbons, but KK absolutely meets the definition of a socialite, and being a socialite and having a career are not mutually exclusive anyway. Lots of socialites use their social position as a launching pad for careers (interior decorator is a favorite), which…

Puh-leeze.  Give credit where credit is due.  It’s Mama Kris who was the guiding force in this idiot’s life.  No more, no less.

Rosie’s words and actions must be so embarrassing for her son, Chris O’Donnell.

Mine was built at the very end of the rotation for the 01/24 build week, and was one of the very lucky, and very few that escaped ice mountain and got delivered last week. I think it spent less than a week in that lot, but luckily doesnt show any evidence of it. The wait was long, and it was absolutly worth it.

Another article that needs pictures but doesn’t contain any, even to the point that I’d consider clicking through a slide show with side-by-side comparisons. Not even the original article has pictures; what a missed opportunity to do some actual journalism and add value to information.

That’s not a bad idea! I wonder if there already are bars for that?

who said he set his all-time sex-having record last summer.

You’re taking advice from a guy that calls himself Sucklord?!?

What do they have to say about the hot dog grip, and why does it seem that only younger women use it? (edit: Kinja is screwing up this comment)

“Big Data” is a wonderous thing - person A is known to be interested in hernia surgery and jeeps, and person B is known to be one of their contacts, so when person A and B are near to each other it can be inferred their conversation included those topics, and it’s the best time to show person B adverts.   

I’ve seen studies about how they use proximity as well. So they know your connection to your wife’s friend, they know they’ve likely been searching or getting emails about Jeeps, and they know she was near you at work, so they serve you HER most relevant ads assuming they come up in conversation. Someone studied it…

Then there’s this amazing way to watch it for free, it’s called an antenna!! Most people around the US can “stream over the air” for free. Isn’t technology amazing?!

I like Doug...he is good people but he also doesn’t take himself too seriously and is exponentially more famous than me...so I can give him a hard time.